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Damn limited titles!
Anyways, I do meme with STEBOH COMMENTRY! Woo.
x = Somewhat
xx = Greater
xxx = huge enormous crippling holy monkey-pellet fear
[x] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness. (Can't see what's happenin' = Uneasyface!Steboh)
[xx] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.(Not really afraid of heights, I'm just afraid of...falling)
[X] Agliophobia - Fear of pain. (I can withstand pain to a certain degree 'cuz I'm accident prone!

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[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds. (Crowds aren't scary, just annoyin' to get around when you're in a rush)
[ ] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects. (Only if it's not pointed at me!

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[ ] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car. (I get car sick, but that's as close as I'll get to bein' afraid of ridin' in a car)
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men. (Yeaa-no.)
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.(More nope.)
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers. (I only hate takin' care of flowers, and that's 'bout it...)
[ ] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society. (Heck no. If I feared people, I wouldn't have an MSN account)
[ ] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched. (Depends if you have CANCER HAND or not...)
[ ] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders. (I kinda like spiders, to be honest...)
[ ] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers. (Only big numbers!

[ ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning. (Only if it doesn't hit me!

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[ ] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness. (I can live in filth. Can't say I want to, though...)
[xx] Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection. (I'm a perfectionist, what do YOU think?)
[xx] Atychiphobia - Fear of failure. (See the above -phobia for the not-so-witty commentary)
[x] Autophobia - Fear of being alone. (I do not like not bein' able to contact someone. At all.)
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[ ] Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria. (I wouldve died of fright if I had this.)
[ ] Barophobia - Fear of gravity. (...Sorry, but this one makes me laugh...)
[ ] Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep. (Not unless I fall off 'em!

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[ ] Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians. (Frogs are cool animals, live in water and land and is cool guy.)
[ ] Bibliophobia - Fear of books. (I...fail to see how anyone could be afraid of them...)
[ ] Botanophobia - Fear of plants. (IF I DID FEAR THEM THEN I WULD NOT BE AWESOME KICKASS BUDDIES WITH NANA.)
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[ ] Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness. (Quat.

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[x] Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly. (Aren't we all?)
[ ] Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors. (If I feared them, then how else would I look at myself?!)
[ ] Chionophobia - Fear of snow. (Never been in snow before. Sadness...)
[ ] Chromophobia - Fear of colors. (I also fail to see how this could be a fear...)
[ ] Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks. (I'd be a hypocrite if I was!)
[ ] Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces. (Not unless there's an exit)
[ ] Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns. (CLowns make me laugh. They do NOT make me cringe.)
[ ] Cyberphobia - Fear of computers. (Of course! Those odd beepin' machines'll take opver da universe!)
[ ] Cynophobia - Fear of dogs. (I LOVE dogs.)
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[ ] Dendrophobia - Fear of trees. (Of course I fear those damn oxygen-creatin', life-sustainin' green monsters!)
[ ] Dentophobia - Fear of dentists. (Well, if I can't do a good job kepin' mah chompers clean, SOMEONE has to...)
[ ] Domatophobia - Fear of houses. (But of course!)
[x] tychiphobia fear of accidents. (Never been in one in my entire life. Hope it stays that way.)
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[ ] Ecophobia - Fear of the home. (Quat.

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[ ] Elurophobia - Fear of cats. (Them cats are fine too.)
[ ] Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers. (Of course!)
[ ] Equinophobia - Fear of horses. (Nope.)
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[ ] Gophobia - Fear of marriage. (Heck no!

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[ ] Genuphobia - Fear of knees. (...Ha...haha...HA.)
[ ] Globophobia - Fear of balloons. (Some of these fears are gettin' kinda silly...)
[x] Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public. (I don't usually want to, but I can't say I'd crap myself at the thought of it...)
[ ] Gynophobia - Fear of women. (

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[ ] Heliophobia - Fear of the sun. (Not unless it's in my effin' eyes.)
[ ] Hemophobia - Fear of blood. (...
Quat? 
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[ ] Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles. (I loves dem lizards...)
[ ] Hydrophobia - Fear of water. (I ADORE water. Drinkin' it, swimmin' in it, sleepin' in it...I love it all!)
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[ ] Itrophobia - Fear of doctors. (They make me go un-sick. Don't see what's so bad 'bout that...)
[ ] Insectophobia - Fear of insects. (I've eaten bugs before, so...)
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[ ] Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms. (This one is awesome.)
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[ ] Lekophobia - Fear of the color white. (NO NEVER I would never love mah Monoko if I did fear it!)
[ ] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes. (I've been through so many hurricanes that I could care moreorless about 'em.)
[ ] Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth. (YEAH, UM...)
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[ ] Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking. (I LOVE cooking...well, eatin' it that is.)
[ ] Melanophobia - Fear of the color black. (See Lekophobia.)
[ ] Microphobia - Fear of small things. (...Ha...HAHAA.)
[ ] Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs. (Heck no. REAL men can get all rough n' dirty.)
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[xxx] Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things. (Nothin' I fear more than dyin' and goin' into that special level of Hell designed JUST for me.)
[x] Noctiphobia - Fear of the night. (Night = Dark = Not bein' able to see what's happenin' = Uneaseyface!Steboh)
[ ] Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals. (Not after it saved my dad 3+ times.)
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[x] Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight (I actually think I need to GAIN eight...err, musclemass, of course.)
[ ] Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8. (...I...quat?

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[ ] Ombrophobia - Fear of rain. (See the one about water)
[x] Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes. (Only big ones that KILL.)
[ ] Ornithophobia - Fear of birds. (Birds are cool creatures. 'Specially ducks.)
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[ ] Papyrophobia - Fear of paper. (I...fail to see how this can be classified as a fear...)
[ ] Pathophobia - Fear of disease. (As long as there's a cure/I don't die from it.)
[ ] Pedophobia - Fear of children. (Children are cool too.)
[ ] Philophobia - Fear of love. (I fear not that known as love. I probably LOVE love!

*shotgun'd down*)
[x] Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid. *Fear scares me?)
[ ] Podophobia - Fear of feet. *Not with my big ol' feet I'm not!)
[ ] Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple. (...Hee hee...)
[ ] Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns. (They're edible, aren't they?)
[x] Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying. (Fear of CRASHING. I actually love flying.)
[x] Pyrophobia - Fear of fire. (Only gettin' caught in 'em!

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[x] Scolionophobia - Fear of school. (I hate doin' schoo'work...)
[ ] Selenophobia - Fear of the moon. (The moon is like my brah, brah...)
[ ] Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation. (I kinda like bein' social, believe it or not.)
[ ] Somniphobia - Fear of sleep. (I LOVE sleeping. It's the second best damn thing in the world after eating!)
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[x] Tachophobia - Fear of speed. (Only when that jerk Inertia decides to kick in...)
[ ] Technophobia - Fear of technology. (HAHAHAA! Good one!)
[ ] Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder. (As long as it doesn't hit meee!

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[ ] Trypanophobia - Fear of injections. (Only if it's not not drugs.)
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[ ] Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women. (SURELY you JEST!)
[ ] Verminophobia - Fear of germs. (Yeaa-nope.)
[ ] Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft. (Witchcraft does not exist, and the only witch I know is Tailz.
Naw, I joke. You is coo', Tailz. [x] Xenophobia - Fear of strangers (I become a bit wary when near strangers who are...strange)
[ ] Zoophobia - Fear of animals (Naw, animals are coo' brah.)