With a message to show that I'm still alive.

And this is some pretty good cake.

A
- Available: Twenty-four/seven baby.
- Age: I lost count after the first thousand or so.
- Annoyance: REPETITION
- Allergic: To rabbits
- Animal: The wise and powerful KEROFROG.
- Actor(s): I'm Morgan Freeman's stun double.
B
- Beer: Wine's better
- Birthday/Birthplace: Mai fowth in America's thumb
- Best Friends: (we need to chat more bro) (same with you), , Lil' Bro Kiyoshi, Swipes,
- Body Part on opposite sex: dem hips
- Best feeling(s) in the world:
- Blind or Deaf: Both, along with paralyzed, mute, and I can't eat things
- Best weather: CLOUDY SUNSHINE
- Been in Love: Lotsa times
- Been bitched out?: A few times. I'm a good boy
- Been on stage?: And left it with the crowd laughing
- Believe in yourself?: Only if I can believe in the you who believes in me.
- Believe in life on other planets: PROTISTS. EVERYWHERE.
- Believe in miracles: sOmE mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS
- Believe in Magic: I cast my level five nudity...
- Believe in God: Of course I do. I'm sure he's just sittin' there, lightnin' in hand, waitin' to strike.
- Believe in Satan: Yes. I want someone to troll when I die.
- Believe in Santa: SANTA'S A LIE SANTA'S A LIE SANTA'S A LIE SANTA'S A LIE SANTA'S A LIE SANTA'S A LIE SANTA'S A LIE SANTA'S A LIE
- Believe in Ghosts/Spirits: I scared one off once. Jerk wouldn't let me poop.
- Believe in Evolution: Yes. Charmander HAS to turn into Charmeleon somehow.
C
- Car: With ROCKETS.
- Candy: FORBIDDEN PLEASURES
- Color: Grey, the color of TRUE NEUTRALITY
- Cried in school: So many times. Andrew's just too funny man.
- Chocolate/ vanilla: Vanirra.
- Chinese/Mexican: I'll go with my ese on this one and say Me-HEE-cawnoe.
- Cake or pie: Pies thanks brah.
- Countries to visit: Italy has so much pasta, and I have such a big appetite. Germany would be cool too, 'cuz they all sound so mad.
D
- Day or Night: THE SWEET RAYS OF THE SUN BRING LIFE TO MY FLESH.
- Dream vehicle: A ROOOOOCKET CAAAR ZZZZROOOOM
- Danced: Happens whenever I run about the house. Which is all the time.
- Dance in the rain?: A few times. Kinda cold
- Dance in the middle of the street?: Once. But this avenue has no cars.
- Do the splits?: Owie...
E
- Eggs: TWELVE OF THEM. IN A CUP.
- Eyes: I have no eyes. Only shades.
- Everyone has: FISTS. Seriously, it's a stock weapon c'mon why'd you need to unlock them.
- Ever failed a class?: Almost did once.

F
- First crush: When I was in Middawl Schoo
- Food: Pasta, just-a like-a momm-a used-a make-a.
- Full name: Badass Baustulio StevO Zillyhoo McPowerfist the Fourth and a Half
- First thoughts waking up: Oh woah, that was a dream, thank god.

G
- Greatest Fear: Bein' ronery
- Giver or taker: Givin' makes me warm
- Goals: Fight a shark, fight a crocodile, get a shark and a crocodile to fight each other, have a free-for-all with a shark and a crocodile, beat up a shark and a crocodile that's on the same team, beat up a crocodile while teamed up with a shark...
- Gum: Any kinda's good
- Get along with your parents?: ALWAYS
- Good luck charms: I have no luck breh.

H
- Hair Color: Brown
- Height: 5'7". I need to be TALLER.
- Happy: I'm eatin' PASTA for dinner.
- Holidays: CHRISTMAS BREAK AW YEAH almost over sadness
- How do you want to die: I'm gonna get shot by gang members!
- Health freak?: I try not to be too freaky
- Hate: FANS GRRRRR

I(in guys/girls)
- Eye colour: RAINBOWS
- Hair Colour: All of them
- Height: Any size
- Clothing Style: Who needs clothes anyways?
- Instrument: I was lookin' into guitars, but I got lazy. Maybe later.

J
- Jewelry: DOG TAGS AW YEAH
- Job: BEGGAR

K
- Kids: No daughters please
- Kickboxing or karate: I practice karate, but kickboxing sounds funnier
- Keep a journal?: I tried, I got lazy.

L
- Longest Car Ride: To Rhode Island.
- Love: BACHURU.
- Letter: S
- Laughed so hard you cried: So many times man
- Love at first sight: HAH! I wish.

M
- Milk flavour: Regular's the best ever
- Movie: The Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff Movie
- Mooned anyone?: Once on accident. Lookin' back, it was pretty funny.
- Marriage: Yes please
- Motion sickness?: Pfft, that's for DEAD PEOPLE
- McD's or BK: Neither, I'd go with Subway or Taco Bell.

N
- Number of Siblings: 1
- Number of Piercings: I stabbed myself plenty of times
- Number: -0

O
- Overused Phrases: "Say *insertnamehere*..." and "Dammit"
- One wish: CHRONOLOGICAL MANIPULATION
- One phobia: Failophobia

P
- Place you'd like to live: Somewhere where it's humid. Dry areas cause my SKIN to crack
- Pepsi/Coke: I don't normally drink soda, but when I do, I drink either. BUT traditional Coke's great man.

Q
- Quail: Bein' eaten alive.
- Questionnaires: What kinda idiot would do one of th-oh...

R
- Reason to cry: JOKES OF THE FUNNIEST VARIETY and that one time.
- Reality T.V.: DOCTOR HOUSE, WE SUCK SAVE US
- Radio Station: DOUBLE U EMM EMM OH...OWRAWRO
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: Whoops I swallowed my tongue

S
- Song: So many it's insane
- Shoe size: Twelve
- Sushi: Only with Soy Sauce and Wasabi. Then it's THE BEST
- Skipped school: Nah, eye am good boy
- Slept outside: I thought the house was after me
- Seen a dead body?: Lotsa time
- Smoked?: I'm no Spy
- Skinny dipped?: I WANT TO SO BAD MAN
- Shower daily? SQUEAKY CLEAN
- Sing well?: I've been told I do, but I dunno man
- In the shower?: YES
- Swear?: Only if it makes the joke funnier
- Stuffed Animals?: Two, actually. One's from Kneecaps and the other's from Abe.
- Single/Group dates: TWELVE PEOPLE AT ONCE.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: BOTH
- Scientists need to invent: Giant millipedes. I'd totally buy one and he'd be my adorable giant insect and I'll feed him lettuce every day can I have one mom please?

T
- Time for bed: 10-12, NO LATER.
- Thunderstorms: SO ROUD
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: Barely.

U
- Unpredictable?: I keep seekrits
- Under the influence?: FIGHT THE POWAH
- Understanding?: I guess.

V
- Vegetable you hate: Hates ain't gonna be hatin' with me
- Vegetable you love: Broccoli's okay with cheeso
- Vacation spot: My state IS a vacation spot

W
- Weakness: I'm kinda gullible I guess
- When you grow up: I wanna be bad enough to save the president.
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Awkabrando. I guess and come close YET OH SO FAR
- Who makes you laugh the most: Awkabrawndo
- Worst feeling: You no longer have any hats.
- Wanted to be a model?: The poor cameras would MELT at my sight
- Where do we go when we die: I'll have to ask Jesus sometime.
- Worst weather: Cold AND windy. Cold's fine, just no wind plawcks.
- Walk with a book on your head?: Is easy man.

X
- X-Rays: Never got to see mine...

Y
-Year it is now: Twenty-twelve.
-Yellow: Jarate? MON DIEU!

Z
- Zoo animal: The MAN-ATEE.
- Zodiac sign: Taurus.


Oh yeah I stole this from but I'm sure she won't notice.